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if you are under the age of majority in your jurisdiction, let’s be real, there’s not much i can do about it. but you shouldn’t be here.
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[]</description><title>There's hula hoops in it!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ratherembarrassing)</generator><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>beatonna:

erikkwakkel:

medieval:

Doodles by a child in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90397dc8c4161999696ba2ea72703202/tumblr_mmsrj1SN1K1qa9todo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9cd387fe641ec1eafe1440037a040136/tumblr_mmsrj1SN1K1qa9todo2_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/838377a5f7c7373f5c76b61bb3cd9ad9/tumblr_mmsrj1SN1K1qa9todo3_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beatonna.tumblr.com/post/52877147963/erikkwakkel-medieval-doodles-by-a-child-in"&gt;beatonna&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://erikkwakkel.tumblr.com/post/52222747384/medieval-doodles-by-a-child-in-medieval"&gt;erikkwakkel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://medieval.tumblr.com/post/50427033894/doodles-by-a-child-in-medieval-novgorod-the-art"&gt;medieval&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Doodles by a child in Medieval Novgorod. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.goldschp.net/SIG/onfim/onfim.html"&gt;The Art of Onfim: Medieval Novgorod Through the Eyes of a Child&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is one of many fascinating birchbark documents and notes that survive from medieval Novgorod. More about this type of document: &lt;a href="http://geocurrents.info/cultural-geography/linguistic-geography/birch-bark-documents-from-novgorod-russia"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://geocurrents.info/cultural-geography/linguistic-geography/birch-bark-documents-from-novgorod-russia"&gt;&lt;a href="http://geocurrents.info/cultural-geography/linguistic-geography/birch-bark-documents-from-novgorod-russia"&gt;http://geocurrents.info/cultural-geography/linguistic-geography/birch-bark-documents-from-novgorod-russia&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so great&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53303497163</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53303497163</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:00:34 +1000</pubDate><category>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</category><category>q</category></item><item><title>i thought you believed in achele :(</title><description>&lt;p&gt;anon, are you drunk?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53299228051</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53299228051</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:03:38 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>nevver:

What we’re reading</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0df18cefb65eeda79501285fed975d0e/tumblr_mocf45qjcP1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/52880459284/what-were-reading" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://personalmessageblog.blogspot.com/2013/06/library-234.html"&gt;What we’re reading&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53299034185</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53299034185</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:01:08 +1000</pubDate><category>the naya tag</category><category>q</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mba3szpVO71r6kab2o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53294672393</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53294672393</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:01:13 +1000</pubDate><category>shut up</category><category>tv: 42 minutes of dehydration</category><category>q</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hwrbfeoY1qmkrv1o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53290528716</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53290528716</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:00:51 +1000</pubDate><category>hey kiddo</category><category>things: tinys!</category><category>q</category></item><item><title>jetgirl78:

Franky: Who’s the lucky guy? The ring looks pretty...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/305652534bbfc646ce02115e1b5c60a1/tumblr_mocj0j7gSZ1qb658io8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c25f10d5c0c3e65686851363430233cc/tumblr_mocj0j7gSZ1qb658io7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90dbd407b9b76f406112041155c30452/tumblr_mocj0j7gSZ1qb658io6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30804d376345f5b50cb455d641d79a67/tumblr_mocj0j7gSZ1qb658io5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04899dc6cf3229c826bf53b5b96f97af/tumblr_mocj0j7gSZ1qb658io4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58733e522a4978f62a50befdcaadcdca/tumblr_mocj0j7gSZ1qb658io3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7ca4bf735712a7757ea3aa4b34833c3/tumblr_mocj0j7gSZ1qb658io2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b97557d500a55b81fef3ae1b06478c4/tumblr_mocj0j7gSZ1qb658io1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jetgirl78.tumblr.com/post/52886080460/franky-whos-the-lucky-guy-the-ring-looks-pretty"&gt;jetgirl78&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;sub&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Franky:&lt;/strong&gt; Who’s the lucky guy? The ring looks pretty pricey. Who is he?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Erica:&lt;/strong&gt; He’s none of your business.&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53286598496</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53286598496</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:00:48 +1000</pubDate><category>how bout no</category><category>tv: i used to give her roses</category><category>q</category></item><item><title>
Favorite Elementary Moments (1/∞)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8f32712825b7ca6ddc2a206d54f9337/tumblr_mo7u396yaM1qjs0sqo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/351fac858a78d7e10553332d591abee9/tumblr_mo7u396yaM1qjs0sqo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;sub&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://acciojoanlock.tumblr.com/tagged/emoments"&gt;Favorite Elementary Moments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; (1/∞)&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53282921288</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53282921288</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:01:07 +1000</pubDate><category>he's so proud of her</category><category>tv: watching the detectives</category><category>q</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ed0a72041ba11742cf4b8ad12bc045d/tumblr_moavpsjrGS1qcl4f9o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/703dff87a43adc4fbf92880ea3c91d4b/tumblr_moavpsjrGS1qcl4f9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53279588308</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53279588308</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:00:43 +1000</pubDate><category>nope</category><category>real: i love your myspace</category><category>q</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b3ed064ca8c988767731b06e6a236ec/tumblr_mokqda1OEO1s91rjyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53272547509</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53272547509</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:18:30 +1000</pubDate><category>99% convinced joan-adler is luckypresh at this point</category><category>tv: there are many copies</category><category>fan art</category></item><item><title>the daily fail can choke on a dick. I don&amp;#8217;t even like the bitch, but what kind of bullshit is...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;the daily fail can choke on a dick. I don&amp;#8217;t even like the bitch, but what kind of bullshit is that article.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53271652963</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53271652963</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:53:37 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>
Were you satisfied? 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/569e79c420b622a8173b98b45856cd37/tumblr_mojhpprUri1sslkbmo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;sub&gt;Were &lt;em&gt;you&lt;/em&gt; satisfied? &lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53271263457</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53271263457</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:42:16 +1000</pubDate><category>oh my god that took so long i don't have time to watch mad men now</category><category>curse you australian lesbians</category><category>tv: i used to give her roses</category></item><item><title>

liz and some anons asked for franky and erica for the domesticity meme. it got a little out of...</title><description>&lt;div class="im"&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;liz and some anons asked for franky and erica for the domesticity meme. it got a little out of hand.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;who is the big spoon/little spoon&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Can we swap places?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Seriously?&amp;#8221; Franky asks, not at all moving from her place curled around Erica.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Yes, seriously.&amp;#8221; Erica pulls away, twisting around to take in Franky&amp;#8217;s sprawled form and quirked eyebrow. &amp;#8220;Come on,&amp;#8221; she says, gesturing for Franky to roll over. Franky does, and Erica shifts in closer, arm winding around Franky&amp;#8217;s waist.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Good night,&amp;#8221; Franky says, and Erica ignores the smirk she can hear in her voice.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Okay, fine,&amp;#8221; Erica huffs, not five minutes later, and untangles them before shifting back into their original position. &amp;#8220;Okay, I get it.&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Some people are just born little spoons,&amp;#8221; Franky says, and presses a kiss to the curve of Erica&amp;#8217;s jaw.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Shut up.&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class="im"&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;what is their favorite non-sexual activity&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;You&amp;#8217;re wrong.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;You&amp;#8217;ve been a grad for five minutes,&amp;#8221; Erica says, barely bothering to glance at where she knows Franky&amp;#8217;s lounging in the doorway. &amp;#8220;Are you sure about that?&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;She knows that, if she does look, she&amp;#8217;ll crack, because Franky in a suit is almost as good as Franky in nothing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Positive,&amp;#8221; she says, coming in to stand in front of Erica. She towers over where Erica sits on the lounge, and when Erica doesn&amp;#8217;t look up from the papers resting on her knee Franky nudges them out of the way, parts Erica&amp;#8217;s legs with her own.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Cite your authority,&amp;#8221; Erica says, finally looking up. She&amp;#8217;s fairly certain Franky only passed Contracts because of this game, and she tugs Franky by the beltloops of her pants until she&amp;#8217;s straddling Erica&amp;#8217;s lap. &amp;#8220;And make it AGLC compliant.&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="im"&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;who uses all the hot water in the morning&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Franky&amp;#8217;s so quick in the shower Erica suspects she has some kind of water phobia until works out &lt;em&gt;why&lt;/em&gt;Franky doesn&amp;#8217;t like spending too much time in there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Hi,&amp;#8221; Erica says, letting the shower door swing shut behind her. &amp;#8220;Mind if I join you?&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Yeah, no probs, I&amp;#8217;m done anyway.&amp;#8221; She&amp;#8217;s completely covered in soap, and yet she makes a move to get out, and Erica grasps her arm before she can make her escape.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Stay for a second,&amp;#8221; she says, trailing her fingers down to tangle between Franky&amp;#8217;s. &amp;#8220;I could use some help.&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;The water takes forever to run cold, and when it does Franky scream is so girlie it sends Erica into a fit of laughter that ends with Franky holding her under the freezing spray until she apologises.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class="im"&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;what they order from take out&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;They&amp;#8217;re watching tv. It&amp;#8217;s all Franky&amp;#8217;s really wanted to do since she&amp;#8217;s been there. Out. At Erica&amp;#8217;s. Something about how without Foxtel or the internet, she hasn&amp;#8217;t seen a single lesbian on tv in five years, and she just wants to remember they exist. Erica doesn&amp;#8217;t point out that they could just go out and do that&amp;#8212;Pinkalicious is on that weekend; she looked up things they could do, like she had to prove she knew things or something&amp;#8212;because other than walking to the corner shop for some bread, Franky&amp;#8217;s barely left the house.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;So they&amp;#8217;re watching an old episode of &lt;em&gt;Buffy the Vampire Slayer&lt;/em&gt;. They also watched two episodes of something called &lt;em&gt;The L Word&lt;/em&gt;, which was some of the most awful television Erica&amp;#8217;s ever seen, and apparently they&amp;#8217;re going to watch the final season of &lt;em&gt;Glee&lt;/em&gt; at some point. Not even Franky could get her fellow inmates on board with it when it was on tv, so she&amp;#8217;d missed it at the time. It makes her wonder just how much she&amp;#8217;s going to have to lie about enjoying it, because she&amp;#8217;s seen &lt;em&gt;Glee;&lt;/em&gt; she loves Franky, but this is going to test just how committed she is to the goal of letting Franky readjust is easily as possible.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Hey,&amp;#8221; Franky says during an ad break, shuffling around to blink up at Erica. Her head&amp;#8217;s lying in Erica&amp;#8217;s lap, and Erica can&amp;#8217;t stop herself from reaching out to brush the hair away from Franky&amp;#8217;s eyes. &amp;#8220;Can we go somewhere?&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;She&amp;#8217;s used to this sort of thing from Franky, these word games that hide what she wants and what she means. &amp;#8220;That depends where this somewhere is.&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;It&amp;#8217;s the first time it&amp;#8217;s happened since she&amp;#8217;s been there. Out. At Erica&amp;#8217;s.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;m hungry,&amp;#8221; Franky says, practically purring as Erica scratches at her hairline.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Aaaaand?&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Can we go to Maccas?&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;The way she says it makes Erica think of a six year old Franky asking for a Happy Meal. It&amp;#8217;s the blend of adorable smile and something sad and &lt;/span&gt;wistful, as if&lt;span&gt; Franky&amp;#8217;s already convinced she&amp;#8217;s not going to get what she wants before she&amp;#8217;s even asked.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Of course,&amp;#8221; Erica says, grinning at the way Franky&amp;#8217;s face lights up. She&amp;#8217;d do anything to take that look out of Franky&amp;#8217;s eyes. It doesn&amp;#8217;t matter if it&amp;#8217;s watching terrible television or going out on a rainy Wednesday night to a a place she hasn&amp;#8217;t eaten since university. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;But only if you split a sundae with me.&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;div class="im adL"&gt;&amp;#8220;Deal.&amp;#8221;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="im adL"&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;what is the most trivial thing they fight over&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;But it&amp;#8217;s a classic.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;It&amp;#8217;s not. I want to go and see an &lt;em&gt;actual &lt;/em&gt;classic.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Erica hates summer. Franky&amp;#8217;s obsessed with shitty 90s movies, and it was cute in the beginning, but the lift in the building is still busted and she&amp;#8217;s sick of hauling herself up the flights of stairs to the Rooftop Cinema, when they could go and see &lt;em&gt;Casablanca&lt;/em&gt; and &lt;em&gt;The Maltese Falcon&lt;/em&gt; at the Astor.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;who does most of the cleaning&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;It starts out as a joke. &amp;#8220;This house is so clean you could eat off the floor.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After she&amp;#8217;s been on the tour of the place, Franky reevaluate. &amp;#8220;This house is so clean you could eat &lt;em&gt;me&lt;/em&gt; off the floor.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It seems like a pretty good idea, and after it happens it&amp;#8217;s one they&amp;#8217;re both keen to repeat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;what has a season pass in their DVR&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;No,&amp;#8221; Franky says, shaking her head as she deletes every episode of MasterChef that Erica has saved.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;who controls the netflix queue&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;What the fuck is Netlfix?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Some American thing where you can watch every tv show ever online.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;The fuck else did I miss while I was locked up?&amp;#8221; Franky says, frowning at Erica&amp;#8217;s laptop.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Remind me to explain Myki cards to you, too.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;You&amp;#8217;re just using me for my butch lesbian skills.&amp;#8221; There&amp;#8217;s a grin on her face, but Erica doesn&amp;#8217;t like what Franky&amp;#8217;s implying.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I said I&amp;#8217;d do it myself,&amp;#8221; she says, taking the wrench from Franky&amp;#8217;s hands.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;m just kidding, you know.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I know,&amp;#8221; Erica sighs, and doesn&amp;#8217;t resist when Franky rests her chin on Erica&amp;#8217;s shoulder, arms around her waist. &amp;#8220;I just&amp;#8230; The first thing my father said to me when I told him Mark was moving out was that I would have to hire a handyman to take care of the house. As if despite everything I&amp;#8217;ve accomplished, there&amp;#8217;s no possible way I could manage a house on my own.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Franky&amp;#8217;s quiet for a moment, resting against her. &amp;#8220;You want to wear the overalls?&amp;#8221; she says eventually, and Erica can&amp;#8217;t help but crack up at the odd ways Franky chooses to express her support.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;who steals the blankets&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;m going back to jail,&amp;#8221; Franky grumbles, tugging at the blankets Erica&amp;#8217;s somehow managed to cocoon herself in. &amp;#8220;A girl could get a better night&amp;#8217;s sleep with one eye open and a shiv under their pillow than she could here.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;who leaves their stuff around&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;The first time Franky trips over the pair of shoes Erica leaves lying by the door, the flare of anger terrifies her, and it&amp;#8217;s only when Franky notices that Erica&amp;#8217;s trembling that she gets herself under control.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She&amp;#8217;s more careful about her shoes after that, but old habits die hard.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The second time, Franky&amp;#8217;s drunk, and so is Erica, and apparently it&amp;#8217;s hilarious. They end up fucking on the floor right there in the front hallway.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The third time, it&amp;#8217;s not Erica&amp;#8217;s shoes, and it&amp;#8217;s not Franky who trips. She wants to be mad, but Franky&amp;#8217;s shoes lying there waiting for Erica&amp;#8217;s to join them by the door sets something off inside her, and she&amp;#8217;s close to tears by the time she makes it to the kitchen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Hey,&amp;#8221; Franky says, and when she gets a good look at Erica she pulls the frying pan she&amp;#8217;s using off the burner and comes around the kitchen bench. &amp;#8220;What&amp;#8217;s the matter?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I love you,&amp;#8221; Erica says, and Franky pulls that face she makes sometimes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;That&amp;#8217;s what&amp;#8217;s the matter?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;No,&amp;#8221; Erica says, a bubble of laughter getting caught around the knot of emotion in her throat. &amp;#8220;Nothing&amp;#8217;s the matter.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;who remembers to buy the milk&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Erica&amp;#8217;s already at home when she gets in, because prison governors work better hours than junior solicitors. &amp;#8220;Did you stop and get milk on your way home?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Ugh.&amp;#8221; She dumps her bag on the kitchen bench, wincing when she remember&amp;#8217;s there&amp;#8217;s a laptop in there she should probably try not to destroy. &amp;#8220;Erica, you know I have that place by the train station. The check out chick is a total creeper.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;She has a crush on you,&amp;#8221; Erica says, teasing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Yeah, she&amp;#8217;s probably from my fucking fanclub. Like I said, &lt;em&gt;total creeper&lt;/em&gt;.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;ll come with you next time,&amp;#8221; Erica says pulling Franky down next to her on the couch. &amp;#8220;Protect you from the big, bad, baby lesbian.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;who remembers anniversary&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Should we do something?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;For what?&amp;#8221; Franky asks, flipping through the newspaper someone at the table before them left behind.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;It&amp;#8217;s been a year.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s the first time they&amp;#8217;ve left the house together other than coincidentally in weeks, but Franky&amp;#8217;s exams are finally over and 1pm brunch, sitting in the sunshine, is the &lt;em&gt;third &lt;/em&gt;thing they&amp;#8217;ve done to celebrate. It&amp;#8217;s a good thing she&amp;#8217;s been through this herself, otherwise she&amp;#8217;d be offended that the first thing Franky wanted to do was sleep.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;No,&amp;#8221; Franky says, after they&amp;#8217;re interrupted by their waitress bringing their coffees. &amp;#8220;Not today.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Erica watches the cars go by for a moment, deliberately ignoring the people walking by. &amp;#8220;You don&amp;#8217;t think it&amp;#8217;s something to celebrate?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Franky takes a sip of her coffee. &amp;#8220;We should celebrate tomorrow.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Why tomorrow?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Because that was the first day that began and ended and was filled with things I want to celebrate.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Erica looks at this woman sitting across from her, remembers the way her day had started a year ago and remembers the way her own day had started a year ago.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Tomorrow it is then.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53271009578</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53271009578</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:34:00 +1000</pubDate><category>headcanon</category><category>this is just a ficlet</category><category>wentworth</category></item><item><title>craughing at these 15 year old girls who didn&amp;#8217;t want anything to do with slow roasted duck...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;craughing at these 15 year old girls who didn&amp;#8217;t want anything to do with slow roasted duck until a hot guy offered it to them.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268764418</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268764418</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:25:36 +1000</pubDate><category>ashleigh liveblogs masterchef</category></item><item><title>YEEZUS TRACKLISTING LEAK:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superbiko.tumblr.com/post/52656048248/yeezus-tracklisting-leak"&gt;superbiko&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Kanye West - I Am A God&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Kanye West - I Am The Pope&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Kanye West - I Am Literally The Higgs Boson&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Kanye West - I Created Matter (Say Thank You) ft. Pusha T&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Kanye West - Every Little Thing I Do Is Magic&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Kanye West - Scientific Method — That Was Me Too ft. Kendrick Lamar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Kanye West - Credit Where It’s Due (All Of It, All The Time) ft. Jay-Z&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Kanye West - ART (I’ll Allow It) ft. Daft Punk &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Kanye West - Dropping The Pretense Here: Y’all Don’t Deserve Me&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;(BONUS TRACK) Kanye West - How We Got Here (On A Space Ship)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;(BONUS TRACK, JAPAN ONLY) Kanye West - Space President ft. Kanye West&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;OUT LATE 2013 GET HYPE THIS MAN IS INCREDIBLE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268537721</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268537721</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:18:09 +1000</pubDate><category>i wouldn't be surprised</category></item><item><title>


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&lt;p&gt;&lt;sub&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/Naya/posts/204533163034364"&gt;Facebook post&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://pinterest.com/pin/573575702512561514"&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268429350</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268429350</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:14:38 +1000</pubDate><category>1. those nails are hot</category><category>2. fucking pinterest jfc</category><category>3. and it's full of photos of herself</category><category>4. she might as well just use her fucking tumblr</category><category>oh naya</category><category>real: bicycletta de la village</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3492b47f60b17b562347bbafb83a9824/tumblr_mojllyBMKb1r607aso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268367583</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268367583</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:12:33 +1000</pubDate><category>oh i want that everything</category><category>i fucking love those m by mj holographic things</category><category>peeps: ran out of fucks to give</category></item><item><title>imwithkanye:

Tyra gets it.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9293414b2c34d7e24a37707b05b1439f/tumblr_mokgn8AA4m1qanm80o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://imwithkanye.tumblr.com/post/53243891452/tyra-gets-it" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;imwithkanye&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tyra gets it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268338969</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268338969</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:11:38 +1000</pubDate><category>tyra DOES get it</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71dcc9a6cd391a0001e457b7e7461291/tumblr_mok8uoSrge1qhz3hpo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268305548</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268305548</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:10:31 +1000</pubDate><category>omg bb cosima</category><category>peeps: still not sure you're not actually a clone</category></item><item><title>falchuk:

rivera deep, mile high (acoustic) [glee cast version]
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://falchuk.tumblr.com/post/53233375694/rivera-deep-mile-high-acoustic-glee-cast"&gt;falchuk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;rivera deep, mile high (acoustic) [glee cast version]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268297383</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53268297383</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:10:15 +1000</pubDate><category>mhmm</category><category>real: bicycletta de la village</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19129d8dd0f88d6fe83615a7db5f69b6/tumblr_mnj2kmyAM21rryzdro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53266204644</link><guid>http://ratherembarrassing.tumblr.com/post/53266204644</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:00:19 +1000</pubDate><category>do this again</category><category>real: bicycletta de la village</category><category>q</category></item></channel></rss>
