just assume i'm drunk.
[this is not a safe space]
ashleigh of a lot of feelings, mostly negative. [only positive concerning lea michele's everything and naya rivera's derp.]
if you are under the age of majority in your jurisdiction, let's be real, there's not much i can do about it. but you shouldn't be here.
creeps creeping
ao3 / tumblr fic / ficlets / gifs
jakeverse / me
Dear Betty, You look so fantastic and full of energy, I can’t believe you’re 90 years old. In fact, I don’t believe it. That’s why I’m writing to ask if you will be willing to produce a copy of your long-form birth certificate. Thanks. Happy birthday, no matter how old you are.
President Barack Trollbama’s birthday message to Betty White
(via likebrightness)