just assume i'm drunk.
[this is not a safe space]
ashleigh of a lot of feelings, mostly negative. [only positive concerning lea michele's everything and naya rivera's derp.]
if you are under the age of majority in your jurisdiction, let's be real, there's not much i can do about it. but you shouldn't be here.
creeps creeping
ao3 / tumblr fic / ficlets / gifs
jakeverse / me
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
GOD DAMN GIVE THIS TO ME. OMG I WANT TO DO THIS ONE.
I’ll write little stories to go along with each. So…please?
I know this isn’t usually a fandom-active blog. But. Please?