there really isn’t enough pezberry porn though. i should revive the ggsm.



In the past year, Beyoncé has sold out the Mrs. Carter Show World Tour while being a full-time mother. Her secret: hard work, honesty and authenticity. And her answer to the question, What would you do if you weren’t afraid? appears to be “Watch me. I’m about to do it.” Then she adds, “You can, too.”



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Beyoncé on the cover of TIME: The Most Influential People issue 



ALSO THERE WAS A 17 MONTH OLD LITTLE DUDE AT WORK WHO WANTED TO HIGH FIVE ME REPEATEDLY AND KEPT USING MY LEGS TO BALANCE AND HE WAS CLOSE TO A RL JAKE AND GUYS

i am still not ok



MASTERCHEF IS BACK ON MAY 5 OH MY LORD I AM NOT READY

  • kylie kwong as a regular mentor
  • marcooooooooooooooooooooo
  • side note: heston is moving the fat duck to melbourne for six months next year i’m gonna start saving now and also working on my dick sucking skills because that’s likely the only way anyone’s getting a table there


okay but the true weirdness is that in order to be a character on glee you have to live in a world where glee doesn’t exist. and that’s really fucking weird to think about re rachel and kurt and santana.



Taryn Manning, Samira Wiley, Dascha Polanco, Danielle Brooks, Uzo Abuda, and Taylor Schilling

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